be cute and text me first so I know you’re thinking of me
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i
Harry Potter played quidditch.
harry potter never did the beep test
me: i’m gonna write
me: [reads another person’s writing]
me: i’m never writing again
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep